supreme-leader-stoat:

alaraxia:

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

Also you haven’t actually worked on the project, to be clear

aidashakur:

trials and tribulations ass year

spiribia:

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

schakira:

cunt-inent:

scientifichubris:

Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table

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romanceyourdemons:

i bet a HUGE number of vampire hunters would develop obsessive compulsive symptoms around the possibility of being a vampire. carrying around a little compact mirror so they can compulsively check for a reflection. saying DON’T INVITE ME IN to anyone who opens a door for them, and if they forget they have to walk out and tell the person to revoke the invitation. spending hours after counting anything obsessively wondering if they did it compulsively you get the picture

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

I’m high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went “What is the meaning of this Rune…” and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they’re antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like “Guys they’re like RIGHT there, we’re gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭” and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. “Omfgggg guys I told youuu”

They kept doing very immersive jeering like “DISHONORABLE” and “LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!” and I started being like… guys this is so fucked up… This is people’s lives…